"Sorry...don't know what else to say."Second time I've received solicitations on WOW. First time was with my not-really-Alt; this time, it was on my main. Once again, for the sake of protecting individual's privacy, and possibly my own skin, I won't list names.
Let's just say he/she liked the way my rogue did it from behind. After telling me that he/she "couldn't stop thinking about the last time we talked," which more or less involved me telling him/her how to get around Undercity and where he/she should go next, I told (fuck it, I'll just say it from now on) it that I wasn't sure how exactly our conversation could have been construed as anything but "brief and cursory."
Is this the sad state that has befallen the IRL dating scene? That presumably eligible women need to log-on to a digital world to find the literal-but-not-really knight riding on a white horse to sweep her 200 lb. frame into his shaking arms? Okay, that's two unfair assumptions I've made there, but I was nice about it when the topic came up.
Said lvl. 12 female Forsaken warrior is now convinced I'm a dick, which honestly, I wouldn't have any other way. My lovable Geist needs no virtual women to sate his earthly desires and moves as freely as the wind. Also, things could've been worse.
This could've taken place on Second Life, after all. I mean, c'mon. Eesh.
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